One very bright and sunny day around in the middle of nowhere, Sasuke boredly sat against a tree eating a tomato that he had "borrowed" from a garden they had passed. Karin was on the ground nearby reading a book, while Juugo was sitting on a tree branch, and Suigetsu, well, was drinking a soda.

"...What the hell are you reading?" Sasuke demanded after Karin had giggled for the umpteenth time.

"It's the best book ever! Twilight! Oh my God!" Karin gushed. "I never thought I'd say this but oh my God, Edward is WAY hotter than you! Ooh! Sasuke! Are you a vampire?"

"No, I am not a vampire." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"Oh. Well Edward sparkles! That's so awesome!" Karin squealed. "Sasuke, from now on, I'm calling you Edward! And you call me Bella!"

"Hell no." Sasuke finished his tomato. "Go play your silly fantasies someplace else. I don't have time for that."

"Oh come on, Sasuke!" Karin whined. "I thought you loved me! Please? PLEASE?! For your dear one true love Karin?"

"I only need you for this task, in killing Itachi." Sasuke told her sternly. "I in fact don't even have the slightest amount of affection for you."

"Fine!" Karin growled, and went back to her book. "See if I care! I'm gonna go find Edward and kill Bella then make HIM mine!"

"Good luck." Suigetsu chuckled. "He'd dump you in five minutes!"

"SHUT UP!!!" Karin screeched. "Here 'Edward', just you see how awesome it is!"

Sasuke sighed and took the book from her, deciding to humour her and see what the fuss was about.

He flipped through the pages, scanning the words every now and then, and just couldn't believe it. It was...it was awful.

"What the hell....vampires do not sparkle." Sasuke said darkly to himself. "And this Bella, jeez, she's worse than Karin and Sakura combined..."

He  threw the book to the ground and used a fire jutsu to burn it.

"NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!" Karin screamed, crying like the big baby she was. "MY PRECIOUS TWILIGHT!!!! NOOOO!!! EDDYKINS!!! NOOOOOO!!"

"Hahahahaha!!!" Suigetsu laughed hysterically. "Payback time, biotch!!!"

"I HATE YOU AAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!" Karin finally fainted from all the outbursting.

After I kill Itachi...I will get revenge on Stephenie Meyer... Sasuke thought, smiling evilly.